So, Cam made up a list of things that Kate can be when she grows up:
Eye Putter-Onner for Chocolate Bunnies
I followed this up by asking her what she wants to be. She said:
Optometrist (I had to help her with this one. She called it the person who works at the eyeglasses place.)
There's still hope for her. She may turn out normal... Naaah.