Pope's in College

Cam's latest idea for a TV Show.  "Pope's in College" - a wacky comedy about four roommates.  The nerdy science guy, the slacker, the jock, and the Pope.  Tagline - "The Pope re-enters college to get in touch with today's youth."  You have a scene where one of them is wearing his hat, and he says "Guys, I told you not to touch my stuff!"