Troll Mom

I love trolling my kid.

I picked her up from school, and I had a fast food drink cup in the cup holder. 

Her: Can I have some?

Me: Sure. It's iced tea.

Her: Ew.

Me: Unsweetened.

Her: Double ew.

Me: Of course, it could be Dr. Pepper and I'm lying to you to keep you from drinking my soda.

She takes a sip.  It actually is unsweetened tea.

Me: and now you'll never be sure.

She gave me this face.  I call it disapproving vulture.